getting super into anarbor right now
IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”
When your song come on in the club
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
but how did you guess it was her second try omg
oh well i’ll let ya both know very soon
i’ll be so ready during school
So I’m at the mall right with some friends
and i walk into zumies
and the first thing that caught my eyes were toms because i think they’re cool haha
but i kinda accidentally walked into the women’s section..
so a female worker comes along and is like “you know these are for girls right”
"oh um i’m just looking" -me realizing i made a mistake-
"what’s your name?"
"my names (something i can’t remember because it was a bit odd), are you shopping for a friend orrrrr…”
"yeah uhh it’s a girl"
"ohhhhh what’s her shoe size?"
"umm a seven"
"ohhhhh okay, that’s a very common size for girls yeah"
-she shows me what she thinks is good and stuffs-
she then asks “what’s her name?”
"jen" (of fucking course this is the first name i can come up with)
"daww brandon and jen :) well if you need anything lemme know!"
i quickly got myself out of the women’s shoes and went looking for other stuff in embarrassment
i then saw some beanies woooooooh and eventually got a couple for myself
she notices me and asks “you gave up on the shoes already?”
"oh no this ones for her" (gesturing at the maroon one i got, i got that and a grey one)
"awww i think she’ll like it, i would, ‘women’s intuition’"
i feel kinda bad for lying and i wish i caught the worker’s name because she was super nice
but like omf the whole thing was awk and like ugh oh man why
at least i got some super rad beanie yayyayaafsrgdbhnm